What were you thinking? How could you do this to us? Why?
If you, like me, mourn the departure of our British friends from the EU then this special break-up playlist is for you.
Each song has been carefully chosen to send a message across the Channel. You will cry with the voice of Teddy Pendergrass (not one but two songs by Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes), Roy Orbison, and Smokey Robinson. You will beg the Brits to stay with Bowie, Van Morrison or Michael Jackson. You will throw plates at them, destroy their favourite football jersey with a knife, key their beautiful Jaguar. You will sob in your corner waiting for it all to be over. You will try to pick up the pieces of this lost relationship.
Seriously, Britain? Come on...